Aux armes and so on: welcome to the digital volcano!
“Aux armes! We are the Marseillais!”
(...and now, we're also a really beautiful website.)
Reporter
Why this catchy name?
Because we love cheeky nods: the mythical chant of the Virage Sud + the reggae version by Serge Gainsbourg, which in 1979 almost earned him death threats. The Marseillaise in Kingston style was daring; our editorial bet is just as bold: talking about OM with the same audacity, combining raw passion and a touch of Marseille insolence.
Who's behind the mic? Seb-H-Foot, of course!
If you watch YouTube to feel the OM vibe, you already know his gravelly voice, his live streams that go off the rails, and his tactical analyses that make your uncle look like a kindergarten PE teacher. Followers? About 28,000 subscribers – not bad for a guy who yells "damn!" every other sentence.
Our playground
Section | What you'll find there | Why you'll love it |
|---|---|---|
Transfers | Rumors, true, false, smoking hot | We dissect the transfer market in pub language |
Match Reports | The emotional roller-coaster, minute by minute | Relive the match with some headache pills for the nerves |
Tactics | Clear diagrams, not TV consultant gibberish | You'll come out smarter than your stats teacher |
Player Profiles | Praise, kicks in the pants, comparisons to legends | 100% Marseille honesty |
Team News | Little locker room stories | We talk family, not accounting |
Press Conferences | Post-match from the microphone side | Punchlines in original version (or almost) |
Fan Reactions | Your tweets, tifos, tears, laughs | Here, you are the star |
Our secret recipe
Videos by Seb-H-Foot (direct embed, popcorn necessary).
Ghibli-style illustrations: the Vél’ transformed into an anime setting, because a volcano in watercolor is even more beautiful.
Sharp articles: counter style, heart on the sleeve, brain on the field.
Podcast (coming soon): your audio fix during the smoke break.
The setting: a volcano with 67,394 seats
Yes, the Orange Vélodrome remains the hottest venue in France. 67,394 seats, all covered, all ready to vibrate. Can you feel the resonance? So can we.
What we promise you
Total authenticity: if it hurts, we say it; if it's sublime, we cry together.
Accessible analysis: no need for a UEFA license to understand.
Community first: open comments, heated Discord, Ghibli-OM fan-art contests.
No holds barred: we call a red card a red card, even if it stings.
Join the movement
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Share your works (memes, tifos, drawings): we'll publish them in the Fan Reactions section.
Follow Seb-H-Foot live and join in the chat banter.
See you soon, friends
The whistle just blew: the digital match begins. So let's stick together, sing louder than the mistral, and above all, don't forget:
To arms... et cetera!
Go OM!
Join the debate!
Share your take, ask away, banter with fellow fans—your voice keeps our digital Velodrome roaring.